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Scottish Urology

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

Hooray for Bollywood!

Welsh Dragon

"Is there a seamstress present?"

"It's depressing, people just don't take our work seriously."

Iron clad sailors

"Happy St. Patrick's Day"

Three women dancing

Management Styles - Inspirational

"Friendly? I'll say! You walk up to a house and they give you candy."

Butterfly Woman

"Got outta jury duty!"

A seamstress with balloons

'OK. Sometimes, after games, when I'm all alone? I... I like to dress up in a NBA uniform.'

I don't care if you have a ticket - hop it.

Igor beaver.

'You're lucky-you've the knees for it.'

All new holiday season hard wear.

'I'll take it!'

'If you want to go steady, lose the tassels.'

'I'd like to report a sporran-snatcher.'

Don Giovanni

"What? You know I love paisley."

Juliet should have asked where for art Romeo the old fashioned way, calling from a balcony, not by texting him while he was driving.

'This is not what I meant when I said we were going dutch.'

Happy Burn's Night!

'If you're anything like my cat, you won't like this.'

Native Americans flirting.

"I am here on behalf of a concerned caller, why are you wearing shorts in winter?"

I Can't Wait For This Shift To Be Over.

'Because this is a bird farm,that's why.'