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Great Chinese Dynasties

Omara Portuondo

World Tour.

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

The Selfie

Science fiction fans on other planets

Introducing Piza Island.

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

"Then what happened?"

"I want you to meet What's-His-Name, the much-misunderstood writer."

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

Raton the Bull (el toro asesino) - The killer bull.

"Of course I discovered America... My marketing team said so."

Gone Fishing

Silvio Berlusconi - The emperors new clothes.

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

Hoxton map.

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'