Cult Tv Fanatic Pillows

'The purple dinosaur fan thinks it's really funny that I watched Captain Kangaroo when I was a kid.'

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

'NBC has revealed plans for a new, humorous version of The Office.'

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

Larry King

As Seen Watching TV

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

Rosemary's Baby Supplies

'Books are okay, except they only get one channel.'

"Let's just binge watch this."

Leonard Nimoy

John Waters

'You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?'

He has died...but is he really, really, really dead?

'You did your book report on the TV schedule?'

"The season finale of the world is near."

"A great leader is a dealer in hope, Fenwick. Remember that."

"this week on, 'Celebrity Fear Factor,' contestants are threatened with total anonymity."

'Did you know that your birthmark links to a cult group that worships cats?'

'Dang! Six more hours.'

I think we need to lose the 'Singing Ringing Tree'!

'Ready, steady, Operate'

"All I got was a cake and a card."

The Stay Put Marshmallow man

Billie Piper.

'There's nothing worth watching on TV, but he's not going to let a little thing like that stop him.'

"It's another one of our neighbors calling to complain. I think your sound bar may be working a little too well."

"Ladies and gentlemen, please direct your attention to the safety presentation. It's the only way you'll know the difference between the harmless scarlet kingsnake and the deadly Eastern coral snake."

'We interrupt this program because the sponsor just went out of business!'

"Must be some kind of cult movie."

"Well, yes, I am a being made entirely of coleslaw and brought to life by satanic cult members for an as of yet entirely unspecified purpose, but I don't see what that has to do with me buying you a drink..."

The first successful removal of a TV remote control from an adult male's clenched fist.

New Season on the TV / New Season on the sofa