Culinary Struggler Mugs

"Well, if you're out there 'slaving over a got every every day', how come you never notice the food burning?"

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

What the Doctor Ordered

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"You do like octopus?"

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

La Table

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Bermuda Triangles

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"War is hell and so is this soup."

"Rump roast?"

Tension filled the tent.

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

'Now here's a place I like!'

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Hats and Food

Benihana style of cooking.

The discovery of asparagus.

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Super Heroes.

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'