Culinary Serenader Gifts

'This next number is a love song, all about my dinner.'

Saxophone Player.

Caught in the Music

Love birds playing a guitar.

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

No Bruch!

My Violinist Valentine

A masked man serenading

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

"This next song's about spreading risk in a volitile market by diversification"

'Croak something romantic, will ya?'

'Do you practice everyday or are you always this annoying?'

Fish sleeps while counting worms that jump over a fence.

"This lovely song tall of a young woman on a spring day...happily comes across a fluorimeter with a fluid transfer system..."

Guitar.

"Our violinist isn't here tonight, but Tony here will be happy to play something romantic on his cymbals for you."

'Why can't you be like other men and just sing in the bath?'

Christ and His Disciples - Ticket for the London Hospital.

"Recently, Ludwig Mizzledorp came up with some startling discoveries in particle physics. I'd like to sing for you some of his equations."

Serenading with a guitar

A man gesturing at the moon

Cat on the violin

Romance Music

"You choose now to suddenly become romantic?"

Romantic music.

Chicken singing romantic songs

'Hi, Sweetie! I'd like you to meet my pier group.'

"If I were a carpenter"

"Could you keep it down please!"

Violinist on a Beach

"Hmm Hmm. Hmm Hmm."

"O.K., Marv, you win. Quit the croonin' and get a condom."

Singing - "Hang down your head Norm Gutterman, hang down your head and cry..."