Culinary Science Mugs

"Needs a pinch of salt."

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Tartine

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

Counting ribs

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

Domestic Goddess.

"States of tofu"

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

The wonderful world of cheese.

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

Ice Cream Surgeon

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

La Table

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"