Culinary Rule Followers Mugs

In the Steinberg fridge, this romance just wasn't meant to be.

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

Dog Crossing

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

Garlic Free Zone.

"Valet park only"

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

"We'll start with the dessert menu."

'I had no idea would be a choice.'

Basically, you should think outside the box, but don't color outside the lines!

'That's our corporate ladder.'

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

Office computer: 'Thank you for not using me for personal business.'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

"Until you're top management, Warrick, I strongly suggest you stay within the lines."

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

'Clarice, you know our rule. You cannot date anyone who has...'

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

"You betrayed her trust. You added spices to her soup. In Tia Carmen's eyes, you are an irresponsible youngster...and I don't blame her for doing this."

'Mom, I followed your time-honored legendary family recipe for Brussels Spout Bake with one exception - I substituted a pizza for the Brussels Sprouts.'

Business man must jump through hoops to impress his boss.

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

Angel with speed camera.

Punkcakes

"Poppa, can you read me the Riot Act again?"

'I'm sorry, Sally, you can't buy a vowel.'

"Oh-now I see where we part company. You are cleaving unto the spirit of the law, while I am cleaving to the letter of the law!"

"Do you mind? I'm reading the prospectus carefully before investing."

'He had it coming to him - he didn't follow government guidelines.'

"You were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious."

'It's a whole new twist - a straight-laced detective who does everything by the book.'