Culinary Mistake Solver Mugs

'Yuck! Take it away.'

Bad for you but to die for

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"Baby Jackson Pollock"

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies: 'Feeding'

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"I need a special pencil for math...one with a lot less wood and a lot more eraser."

'Today's special is yesterday's left-overs.'

'Mine was stone cold.'

CSI Fridays

'No, no... I ordered a tart, not a tort!'

"Mum, the milk's trying to escape!"

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

A dead Olive found stabbed, in a Cocktail drink

'That's weird. All this fortune cookie says is 'look out!''

"We will indeed be facing numerous enraged customers."

"Quick! Tiptoe out and phone the Fire Service!"

'Food critics cannot determine what are crime scenes.'

"Simply put, our 'Nostalgia Special' is the 'Catch' of yesterday."

'Give me your hand... I ran out of cones.'

'If we happen to experience deja vu, let's make sure we do some things differently.'

'A fly in your soup, eh? -- Call me if it gets any worse.'

'Should my souffle blow the oven door off?'

Over eating...don't do it.

Murphy's Slaw.

'If you need any advice or guidance feel free to ask me, I've got a qualification!'

"I asked for something gluten-free, dairy-free and meat-free and he brought me a glass of water."

Diet Foods: Don't get your hopes up.

'I sent the wrong email by mistake - I'm trying to get it back!'

'Lately, I have made so many mistakes that I think my life needs a big control-z.'

'We'll have to eat out tonight - the meatloaf turned on me.'

'The cook did time for manslaughter with a Saturday Night Special. Not the gun, the dinner.'

"I was looking at a food site, and I left the tab open overnight. Judging by the bugs, the food went bad."

Your supper was dinner and orginially lunch

"For heaven's sake, all I asked is which do you want, a hamburger or a lamb chop!"