Culinary Mistake Solver Mugs

'Yuck! Take it away.'

Bad for you but to die for

"Baby Jackson Pollock"

"Charles didn't like tofu."

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies: 'Feeding'

"I need a special pencil for math...one with a lot less wood and a lot more eraser."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

'Today's special is yesterday's left-overs.'

'Mine was stone cold.'

CSI Fridays

'No, no... I ordered a tart, not a tort!'

"Mum, the milk's trying to escape!"

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

A dead Olive found stabbed, in a Cocktail drink

"We will indeed be facing numerous enraged customers."

'Food critics cannot determine what are crime scenes.'

"Simply put, our 'Nostalgia Special' is the 'Catch' of yesterday."

"Quick! Tiptoe out and phone the Fire Service!"

'Give me your hand... I ran out of cones.'

'If we happen to experience deja vu, let's make sure we do some things differently.'

'A fly in your soup, eh? -- Call me if it gets any worse.'

'Should my souffle blow the oven door off?'

Over eating...don't do it.

Murphy's Slaw.

"I asked for something gluten-free, dairy-free and meat-free and he brought me a glass of water."

'If you need any advice or guidance feel free to ask me, I've got a qualification!'

Diet Foods: Don't get your hopes up.

'I sent the wrong email by mistake - I'm trying to get it back!'

'Lately, I have made so many mistakes that I think my life needs a big control-z.'

"Excuse me-I think there's something wrong with this in a tiny way that no one other than me would ever be able to pinpoint."

"For heaven's sake, all I asked is which do you want, a hamburger or a lamb chop!"

'We'll have to eat out tonight - the meatloaf turned on me.'

"I was looking at a food site, and I left the tab open overnight. Judging by the bugs, the food went bad."

'The cook did time for manslaughter with a Saturday Night Special. Not the gun, the dinner.'

Your supper was dinner and orginially lunch