Culinary Medic Mugs

Dr. McWit's always know's exactly when her watermelon's are at their peak of perfection.

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

Soup of the month.

6 Brothers Falafel

"You're the lid to my pot."

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

Picking pastries.

Cookbooks

"Rump roast?"

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

Garden.

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"How fresh is the calamari?"

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

Too much cilantro

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

Holiday Supplies

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

I love Cannelloni

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."