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'One SHISH-KA-BOB TO GO!'

Tartine

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Counting ribs

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Progress of a bookshelf'

The wonderful world of cheese.

Ice Cream Surgeon

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

Pi Ala Mode.

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Wok. Don't Wok.

Children's Feast.

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Filet minion

His New Grillfriend

A Day In The Kitchen

Party time.

"Joel! Killer crust!"

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

I love Cannelloni

"It comes with a small Greek salad."