Culinary Investigator Mugs

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

'Look daddy, a surprise in the frozen lasagna.'

'... and what is the sell-by date on the packet, madam?'

'Which are the most popular and least popular items, and which have been on the menu the longest and shortest times?'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'Like death by salad.'

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

Try to guess the continent dining...

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

Our visit to the flan factory.

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Important Food Groups

Sauce for the Goose

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."