Culinary Crusaders Mugs

"Dad, don't you think it's time for glasses?"

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

What the Doctor Ordered

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"You do like octopus?"

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

You're the puff in my pastry!

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

La Table

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

Tension filled the tent.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"War is hell and so is this soup."

"Rump roast?"

Bermuda Triangles

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

'Now here's a place I like!'

Hats and Food

The discovery of asparagus.

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"