Culinary Chooser Mugs

"I'll give ya another minute..."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'Like death by salad.'

Try to guess the continent dining...

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

Our visit to the flan factory.

French wine

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Sauce for the Goose

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Important Food Groups

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

Before/After