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"I glued myself to a snooker ball."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

Dog playing snooker/pool.

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

The sword in the all-natural impossible-to-stir peanut butter.

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

Snooker.

'There's been a little accident in the glue shop.'

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

"You don't need English on every shot."

Play golf on the billiards table.

Birds cue ball escape.

You dropped something.

"We rescued him form the research lab."

Animal Shelter. Adoptions. We love you already! Who is rescuing whom is a fair question here.

Two men attempt to use the same snooker cue.

'How would you have played that last ball?'

Stuck behind the eight ball.

'Ease up a bit on the cue ball.'

"Waiter, these chopsticks are not cooperating."

Snooker Channel.

Interviews today 1-4pm

'The Alternative Minimum Tax. I have no alternative but to pa it, and it's the maximum amount I've got to pay.'

"You said 'Let's shoot Paul!'"

"There's a sight you don't often see, a man attempting to clear the table."

For eventual service, please take a number. 73.

"Come home, Margaret! It's your wedding night! I'm sure the lads will understand."

Treacle leaking from a crashed tanker