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Man thinking - "The sex I can cope with. It's the cuddling afterwards I can't stand."

"Talk nerdy to me."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

Late night teddy reading

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Bloody hell!"

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

Who Will blink First Hugs.

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'I love it when you spoon me.'

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

"All of a dither as per usual!"

Catatonic

Emotional Bling

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

Cats on the couch.

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

"Why won't you cuddle?"

Hugs

Pillows in love.

"I guess families do come in all shapes and sizes."

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

Spooning

Newborn Chaos

"This sounds promising. . . dark brown hair, loyal, cuddly and good in bed."

Cosy night in

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

'I can't bear to be without you.'

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."