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Man thinking - "The sex I can cope with. It's the cuddling afterwards I can't stand."

"Talk nerdy to me."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

Late night teddy reading

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Bloody hell!"

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

Who Will blink First Hugs.

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

Emotional Bling

"All of a dither as per usual!"

Catatonic

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

Cats on the couch.

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

"Why won't you cuddle?"

Hugs

"I guess families do come in all shapes and sizes."

Pillows in love.

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

Spooning

Newborn Chaos

"This sounds promising. . . dark brown hair, loyal, cuddly and good in bed."

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

Cosy night in

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

'I'm huggable!'

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

"China now says it will withdraw its opposition to the missile-defense shield if the F.B.I. builds it."