Cubism Appreciator Mugs

"Now now Mrs Butterworth, you were warned that there were going to be cuts to the arts and crafts budget."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Paul Klee

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

Fly Fishing

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'I heard the Board was talking about kicking you, but I don't know if it's upstairs or out.'

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Young Picasso at the Beach

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Your MBA and PHD are impressive but what concerns me is your low number of Facebook friends."

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Conservation Area

Picasso: The Early Years

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

Moulin Rouge Security

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

'Another blond hair! You've been making a lot of night calls lately...'

"A haand gel...!?"

All-Verbal Westerns

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"All stories have been told, all songs have been sung. But that won't stop us from making movie reboots."