Cubicle Clash Enthusiast Prints

Little did Fred know that he was igniting a corporate paper wad fight that would eventually cost the company 629 million in lost production time and force the closure of 21 branch offices.

Overworked in the office

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

Another day at work would be one too many...

'It's 930am ma'am - time to meet the Board of Detractors.'

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

"Best project manager we ever had."

Work Slave

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

Do not think outside the box!

Whack, Out of Whack.

The Corporate Rat.

'Chin up, Simpson, it's for the good of the firm.'

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

'I'm not here looking for a job. I'm the temp who's replacing you when the boss fires you today.'

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'

"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"

'I'm 43 years old. That's 64 in work years.'

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

'Are these billable hours?'

Stacked In Tray

One day, he hoped to hit the big time.

"I miss the old cubicles."

When the accounts department took the stationary cupboard Bob decided to book the Conflict Management course.

'I wanted shorter hours, so he cut my breaks.'

'I need a smarter computer.'

Tired - Stressed - Tired.

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

"A watched file never loads..."