Cubicle Chaos Creator Prints

'Lying down on the job again, Crenshaw?'

'That's our mission statement.'

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

Face painting.

Overworked in the office

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

'It's 930am ma'am - time to meet the Board of Detractors.'

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!"

"I think your idea of stress relief is drastic!"

Do not think outside the box!

'Chin up, Simpson, it's for the good of the firm.'

'I'm not here looking for a job. I'm the temp who's replacing you when the boss fires you today.'

Whack, Out of Whack.

The Corporate Rat.

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

Man leaving his office with his computer tangled around his leg,

"Cubicle 311 is our 'cultural oasis'."

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'

'Are we replacing you with a computer? Ha! That's a good one. If we replaced you with a chimpanzee it would be over qualified.'

Job complaints on road signs.

After years of working in an office without a door, Doug was moved to a door without an office.

"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

"To be honest the culture sucks, but the pay is amazing."

"Yes, I know, Munger. But Wallace Stevens didn't scribble his damned verses on company time."

"I miss the old cubicles."