Cube Dweller Prints

"They let me keep my cubicle."

'It's kinda like an office with a window. The guy in the next cubicle put his fist through the wall.'

'I'd like to come home... if I could.'

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"My email is down... talk to me."

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

Food Chain, Inc: 'UP...DOWN'.

"On the plus side, I finally have a key to the executive washroom."

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Office slaves.

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

'Don't worry about the company's pension plan. The way we work you, you'll be lucky to live that long!'

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

City Boy.

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Inout baskets.

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

'The boss put his picture up to enspire us. But it just isn't having that effect on me.'

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

'We feel it's very important to provide our employees with an extremely comfortable work-place environment. Primarily because we don't allow them to ever go home.'

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

Computer monitor for a head.