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"Well, Timmy's academic results show that he has an exceptional instinct, well above the standard "basic instinct"..."

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

"Viola player coming through!"

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

Baseball Dreams

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

'Music hath charms,' &c.

'I handed over my company to my son and he's doing better than I ever did. Unfortunately he's starting school next year...'

"Some people call this an elementary school. Not me. I call it pre-med."

'She is being impossible again.'

"Attention, please. At 8:45 A.M. on Tuesday, July 29, 2008, you are all scheduled to take the New York State Bar Exam."

'I'd like you to meet our new programs director.'

'So you're a billionaire... Now what?' 'Have you learned to clean your room yet?'

"I don't mind him running his own tech company at his age. However, I wish he would, at least, dress his age."

"It's a neat idea for a book, Mr. James, but there's way too many big words."

'To err is human. To really screw up requires a plan.'

Young Super Achiever

"But we ARE practising, Mum."

'If he's going to be another 'Tiger' he has to start young.'

'Sixteen home runs, 34 runs batted in, and nine stolen bases. I'd call that being good.'

"What's it all about, self-ie..."

"To be or not to be."

'It doesn't mention the things I'm a prodigy in.'

Our genius techie kid is hacking your bank account while your read this.