Crystal Healing Pillows

Healing Crystals

'Don't get your hopes up...the future isn't what it used to be!'

When psychics fight.

Fortune Teller

Self help acupuncture

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Why bother?"

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

Sigmund Freud.

Yoga classes door.

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

Unguided imagery

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

'The funny part is that the aerial was fine -- the TV set was just unplugged!'

New Age Store.

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

'Your future looks charming.'

'This New Year you will be bathed in a sea of cash!...Hand on...Sorry. This New Year you will need a flea bath for some sort of rash.'

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

Dog in hospital pushes bone-shaped IV,

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

"When you're ready, I'm going to stand on my hind legs, and lick it better."

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

Broken Heart

"Malachite promotes inner peace, hope and security, but I can’t say for certain it will help you put up with your boss."

"You wanna put that back?"

Man to other coming out of Alternative Health Club: 'I had total joint replacement - they switched me from hemp to medical marijuana.'

Crystal Ball Plug

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

'You will never require the services of a dating agency.'