"You will fall backward. But eventually you will spring ahead."
Crystal Gazing Prints
Enhance their wall decor with stunning prints inspired by cosmic wonder and crystal gazing, adding a touch of the universe to any room they love.
'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'
Warning: Spoilers Ahead
A psychic predicts the discovery of gluten.
Fortune teller: 'If you want a second opinion, my sister reads tarot cards.'
'How are things? Don't ask.'
'Damn! My portfolio took a dive!'
'Yes, it looks like the antelopes will go to the waterhole tonight Sir...'
Madame Lucille - 'I predict the future'
"...and did you hear that bit about me always landing on my feet?"
'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'
"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."
"Why bother?"
"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."
'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'
Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...
"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"
'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.'
Quantum Psychic
The Big Tipper
"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."
Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.
Romance of Radio Astronomy
"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."
A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'
'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'
'Alpha centuri: 24 trillion miles - Wormhole route: 76 miles.
'My God we being invaded!'
"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"
Employment recruitment aptitude test
'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'
Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.
'This New Year you will be bathed in a sea of cash!...Hand on...Sorry. This New Year you will need a flea bath for some sort of rash.'
'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'
"It will be all your fault."
Crystal Gazing Prints Collection
Crystal Gazing Mugs
Explore our collection of crystal gazing mugs and find the perfect mug to inspire their celestial mornings and starry nights.
Crystal Gazing Pillows
Discover cozy pillows featuring celestial designs that bring a cosmic vibe to your loved one’s home or bedroom.
Crystal Gazing T-Shirts
Check out our crystal gazing t-shirts range, designed for universe lovers who want to wear their fascination with the stars.