Crystal Ball Enthusiasts Prints

'So...you ever been to a soup kitchen?'

"Sorry, Mr. Flaster. The meek won't inherit the earth -- just the national debt."

"Sorry—that's the screen saver."

"I used to be a medium, but now I'm a large."

'I discern a certain trans-delusional approach emboldened by a meta-cognitive imbalance - in other words, you've maxed out on your credit cards.'

'You will make big bucks, then you'll give it all away to reduce your taxes.'

"I see something horrible in your future; death... mayhem... EVIL... wait a see, it's just a fingerprint."

"I see you being part of someones bucket list. . .Do you know a 'Colonel Sanders?'"

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

'This New Year you will be bathed in a sea of cash!...Hand on...Sorry. This New Year you will need a flea bath for some sort of rash.'

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

"I must say, that was a very detailed answer to my 'where do you see yourself in five years' question."

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

"I see you, I see a vet, you're sore for weeks afterwards."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

Ill next Thursday

'Insofar as all parties have agreed to mediation, I've taken the liberty of hiring a medium.'

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'

Nostradamus.

'Can you get me in touch with people that own me money?'

'You will be reincarnated as someone who undergoes past life regression.'