Crystal Ball Believer Pillows

'I see a change in matters of the heart, liver, kidneys. . .'

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

"Don't rush me! I finally found someone who knows about our new neighbors!"

"You have a long life line... and where DO you get your nails done?"

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

"I used to be a medium, but now I'm a large."

Windows or Mac?

'This New Year you will be bathed in a sea of cash!...Hand on...Sorry. This New Year you will need a flea bath for some sort of rash.'

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

"I must say, that was a very detailed answer to my 'where do you see yourself in five years' question."

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"I see you, I see a vet, you're sore for weeks afterwards."

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

Ill next Thursday

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

'Insofar as all parties have agreed to mediation, I've taken the liberty of hiring a medium.'

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'

Nostradamus.

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

Crystal Ball Plug

Hog Futures

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

'Can you get me in touch with people that own me money?'

'You will never require the services of a dating agency.'

'You will be reincarnated as someone who undergoes past life regression.'