Cryptozoologist's Delight T-Shirts

'Jehovah's Lochness.'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"Bigfoot"

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

Myths and legends...

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

Bigfoot and his wife...Bignose.

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

'Wow Dad, I'm growing fast: Soon, my tongue will be as long as yours...'

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

Bigfoot tracks...

Scientist seen on loch.

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"You have a valid social security number, a photo ID, and a credit score. As far as I'm concerned, you exist."

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

"How'd I find you? I followed you on Twitter."

' I like our new guide.He seems to know his way around these woods.'

'I'm sorry, but I can't let you on board unless there's a Mrs Bigfoot.'

"Turns out the squatch I thought I had filmed was actually Bobo from that show 'Finding Bigfoot'. . . He said he forgot to shave!"

Big Boy Foot

Loch Ness Monster