Cryptography Enthusiast Pillows

'Did you understand ANY of that?'

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

Search for Rare Bitcoin

"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."

'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'

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"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

'Es-yay. E's-hay ere-hay ight-ray ow-nay and-ay e-hay oesn't-day uspect-say a ing-thay!'

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

M16 Code-breakers office

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

"This is Pete, our cryptocurrency expert."

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

"No Nobel Prize in economics fro crypto, again."

"I think Baxter needs a break."

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

Holding the Line Against Terrorists with Midrange IQs

"Ed always wears a poker face. His specialty is password encryption at the NSA."

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'It won't take bitcoins.'

'By putting all our data into code, our competitors can't read it, our unathorized personnel can't read it, and I'm afraid, neither can we.'

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