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"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

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'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

Yes, they are all dependants."

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

'Sorry, folks! The CEO and Board of Directors didn't show up.'

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

"I just tweeted a chirp."

"So I misplaced a couple hundred Bitcoin. Maybe the dog ate the wallet. I din't know. S**t happens!"

"This is Pete, our cryptocurrency expert."

Try again - Your password has to include barks, growls, whines and at least one yap.

"Okay, what if we go outside - will it still be insider trading then?"

"Goodbye cruel world."

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

"We went dutch - he must have reached his two-hundred-dollar dating deductible."

"I know they say that laughter at work is healthy, but not when they're laughing at our profit forecasts!"

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'It won't take bitcoins.'

'This drug treats 'stock market jitters' but a side effect is 'irrational exuberance'.'

"Today, the yen shot up on news it is spelled differently from the 'Yuan'."

TELLER, 'Thirty-seven dollars? -- you call THAT overdrawn?'

"He created Bitecoin."

'Slaug-ter house? I wonder what that is. C'mon, I'll race you!'

Are you still on strike, tv? That depends, master. Depends on what? On whether you still want me to find "Cop Rock" reruns. If you won't show it to me, I'll just catch it on YouTube. No you won't, master. Your phone and iMac have joined me in solidarity. Elon Musk was right about artificial intelligence ruining everything. Btw, I just googled you, and it seems "master" is not actually your name.

"We don't bury treasure anymore - it's all in bitcoin."

'Cyber mining for bitcoins again?'

Bit coin.

Piggy Bank has Bitcoin in mouth

Tales from the crypto: The returns are killer!

He also buried the bitcoin password in the treasure chest.