Crypto Christmas Enthusiasts Pillows

"Do you think there might be a bitcoin in it?"

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

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"If it's all the same to you, I'd like my allowance in bitcoins."

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

"So I misplaced a couple hundred Bitcoin. Maybe the dog ate the wallet. I din't know. S**t happens!"

'These bitcoins things are backed by technology and the internet! What could possibly go wrong?'

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"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

"No Nobel Prize in economics fro crypto, again."

'It won't take bitcoins.'

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

"It's a new start up, a radical new way of printing money!"

"He created Bitecoin."

What's 'Bitcoin'?

'I'll give you a HUGE bonus in bitcoins if you can explain to me what the hell they are.'

"These NFTs I keep hearing about -- I don't know what the hack they are but I want one on my desk by the end of business today! Now movie it, people!!!

'Cyber mining for bitcoins again?'

Bit coin.

"We don't bury treasure anymore - it's all in bitcoin."

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Piggy Bank has Bitcoin in mouth

"He accidentally received a bitcoin miner's electric bill."

"Don't feel bad. Even I don't understand me."

Former Computer Hacker, will unfreeze your computer for Bitcoin.

The Tooth Accountant

"I don't care how much I own – there's still something unsatisfying about digital Girl Scout Thin Mints."