Cryptid Explorer T-Shirts

Finding Bigfoot

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"Bigfoot"

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Another Bigfoot sighting...

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

Bigfoot and his wife...Bignose.

Scientist seen on loch.

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

Off Off Off Off Broadway

"Fanfare for the common man-thing."

"Mi chiamano Mimi, il perche non so. Sola, mi fo il pranzo da me stessa."

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

Big Boy Foot

"Yes, but is 'Bigfoot enthusiast' an actual job?"

' I like our new guide.He seems to know his way around these woods.'

This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."

Loch Ness Monster

"How'd I find you? I followed you on Twitter."

Quest for pirate's treasure - hidden prizes in consumer goods.

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

The Abominable Showman...

"Hmmm. . . Nope, never seen the guy."

Myths and Other Urban Legends

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

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"Darn! And me without my camera!!"