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'Well, YOU call it bad penmanship, I call it encryption.'

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

I quilt therefore I am

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Woman knitting a washing line.

Creator's Block

Football anagram: Curse straw mat (Answer: Marcus Stewart.)

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

M16 Code-breakers office

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

A man holding a hammer watches a mummy unravel itself

What's Their Secret?

'Styrofoam.'

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

Harps and Embroidery.

Quest for pirate's treasure - hidden prizes in consumer goods.

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

Phoebe Mary Waller-Bridge caricature

"I think Baxter needs a break."

"Ed always wears a poker face. His specialty is password encryption at the NSA."

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

Cryptologists Anonymous