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'The good news, Dave, is that the computer's passed the Turing test. The bad news is that you've failed.'

'Finley's working on the tax code.'

"Are you two trying to play the imitation game?"

"Any luck with decoding the competition's super secret internal communications?"

M16 Code-breakers office

The Anti-Agent

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"True crime meets reality TV"

'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?'

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

"Mr. Miranda....we are using 'schedule 7' to hold you on suspicion of knowing someone who knew someone who was a whistleblower...."

Bureau of Disappearing Civil Liberties.

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

Aggression/Security