Cruise Ship Indulgence Pillows

Excess Baggage: From the 'Travel Promises that were never to be kept' Department.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Make your resolutions achievable.

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

Woman thinking about luxuries.

Chocs away.

"I thought the travel agent said 40% off."

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

"Well, we did book the Grill Suite I suppose."

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

A giant glass of red wine

The Desert Island Package

"Gucci Firenze 1921"

"Welcome to the staff! The compensation is generous and they have good benefits. They're cutting out our paid Bahamas cruise though, because too many employees never came back."

S. S. All You Can Eat

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

"Wine not?"

Holiday Reading and Back to Work Reading

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

"What's the best ailment I could claim to convince my husband that I need a luxury cruise?"

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

'Forget economy! Put us down for every frill you got!'

Robert Morley

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."