Cruise Ship Indulgence Pillows

Excess Baggage: From the 'Travel Promises that were never to be kept' Department.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

Make your resolutions achievable.

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

Woman thinking about luxuries.

Chocs away.

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

"Well, we did book the Grill Suite I suppose."

A giant glass of red wine

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

"I thought the travel agent said 40% off."

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

The Desert Island Package

"Gucci Firenze 1921"

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

S. S. All You Can Eat

"Welcome to the staff! The compensation is generous and they have good benefits. They're cutting out our paid Bahamas cruise though, because too many employees never came back."

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

Holiday Reading and Back to Work Reading

"Wine not?"

'Forget economy! Put us down for every frill you got!'

"What's the best ailment I could claim to convince my husband that I need a luxury cruise?"

'I told you changing that one word would bring in the business!'

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

'I've decided to give up giving up!'