Crown Follower Mugs

Prince Andrew

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

'The Burrito King.'

Jack Gleeson

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

Disraeli becomes Earl of Beaconsfield

"He's retreated into nationalism."

Tea Party and the US economy

Duchess of Cambridge

Daisy Jazz Isobel Ridley

Not what he meant.

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'

Young man, I think you are wearing my hat!

Deepening rift between royal brothers

"Has it been in your family long?"

"We'd prefer a beheading, but we've decided to sue you instead."

"Tia Carmen, if Gregorio asked you to marry him, go for it! I mean, you've done so much for us. Maybe it's time to do something for you!"

Queen's crown made of previous Prime Ministers.

'I know it's an early kick off but this is ridiculous!'

'Hey! That's new - paternity leave!'

'Business is getting better but it's still necessary to cut back a bit on the festive celebrations.'

You're getting a crown for cosmetic purposes. You're not being made the ruler of all us other teeth.

'He's at a family reunion down in the dungeon.'

"You're going to need a longer lens."

Theresa May

'Liberty, equality, and fraternity, eh? ? What's in it for me?'

'That's my slogan, you lousy thieveing creep!'

'We'll just grant each other immunity!'

Megxit

"There's a man at the door collecting for Jesus...."

Three 'wise' men.

'Being the kids favourite ride in pony club does not make you 'king of the yard'!'

"Verily I say unto you that the wife is good, but the mother-in-law..."