Crown Follower Mugs

Prince Andrew

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

'The Burrito King.'

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

Disraeli becomes Earl of Beaconsfield

"He's retreated into nationalism."

Tea Party and the US economy

Duchess of Cambridge

Young man, I think you are wearing my hat!

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'

Not what he meant.

"Has it been in your family long?"

"We'd prefer a beheading, but we've decided to sue you instead."

Deepening rift between royal brothers

'I know it's an early kick off but this is ridiculous!'

Queen's crown made of previous Prime Ministers.

"Tia Carmen, if Gregorio asked you to marry him, go for it! I mean, you've done so much for us. Maybe it's time to do something for you!"

'Hey! That's new - paternity leave!'

'He's at a family reunion down in the dungeon.'

'Business is getting better but it's still necessary to cut back a bit on the festive celebrations.'

Theresa May

'Liberty, equality, and fraternity, eh? ? What's in it for me?'

'That's my slogan, you lousy thieveing creep!'

'We'll just grant each other immunity!'

Megxit

Queen

Republicans/Democrats: My way or the highway.

'Being the kids favourite ride in pony club does not make you 'king of the yard'!'

'I'm on a budget TOO, you know!'

"Verily I say unto you that the wife is good, but the mother-in-law..."