Crowdfunding Critic T-Shirts

Mobsourcing

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

'Maximising shareholder value doesn't count.'

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

"We probably need to rethink our revenue strategy for the practice."

"I can see from your résumé that you're a man."

"Waldo starts a GoFindMe."

Kick me

"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, give a man a kickstarter campaign and he can write a bad fishing memoir."

'Call this one -I like short resumes.'

"Is it always so cloudy?"

"I'm doing a Kickstopper project!" "What?" "I was going to write a book... but do we really need another book in this world? So... Kickstopper—people donate money to stop me from writing. I won't write it so I'll never ask you to read it. I'd pay money to not read your book. Thanks." "You're welcome." "I'm also starting projects to not start a band, not write poetry and not tell you about my dreams."

Now hiring: crowdfunding expert to reduce the US budget deficit.

"I'm starting a Kickstarter campaign to fund a rival to Kickstarter."

"Crowd-funding's fantastic but the crowd-thanking is a real drag."

"Sure, revenues are up 25% since we switched from blackmailing the West, to crowdfunding, but where's the pizazz?"

'If this is a democracy, how come voters don't get matching funds?'

'The LACK of a resume indicates that I don't need one.'

"If money gets too expensive to borrow, our fall-back is this company GoFundMe page."

Do not feed the bears. But you can contribute to our Kickstarter fund.

Office of Management & Budget. Now hiring: crowdfunding expert to reduce the U.S. budget deficit.

"Flockfunding"? Whatever happened to building your own @#^* nest?

'Ever stop to consider we live in a gated community?'

The Potato Salad Society

Go-Fund-Me for Start-Up into Alcohol Research

"Hey, look at this. After only a month, the idea that we spend the last two years developing has attracted $10 on Kickstarter."

"Welcome to Kickstarter."

Here's where we differ ... You say "pickpocketing," I say "crowdfunding."

"It takes money to make money. So my advice is: go on kickstarter first, then come back to me."

"Mr. Jones, I'm taking you out of stocks and into kickstarter."

'I'm just sorting through the latest job applications now.'

"A job? Can't I just start a Go Fund Me page?"

'This is the worst CV I've ever seen!'