Crowded Café Fan Pillows

"Do you ever wonder if you could function in L.A.?"

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

National Coffee Day

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"You order the raspberry danish?"

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

Sir Elton John

In the great green room there was a pot of coffee and a red-eyed dad, too. Good Morning Moon.

Leonard Bernstein

All Day Deals!

Darlene? Rudy? I heard you might be hanging out here. I thought I'd come by just to say hello and see how you're doing. That's nice. Coffee King. I love you. Hence Coffee King. House of Java.

Customers must wash hands after using their laptops.

'I assume you accept star bucks?'

"Of course, I'm complaining for two now."

'OVERCROWDED-I'll say it's OVERCROWDED!'

"Everyone's so nosy. They act like they want to be left along, but they're always nonchalantly eavesdropping on everyone else....some more nonchalantly than others."

'That's enough cream. Please stop.'

I can't decide if I want green tea, moss green tea. . .

OPENING NIGHT OF HARVEY'S CANOE RESTAURANT WAS A HUGE SUCCESS...DESPITE THE CAPSIZE INCIDENT

"Sorry, I'm the Amazing People Watcher. I'm going all I can."

"If you want fiber, madame, I suggest you eat the menu."

"Would you like a cup of drip coffee while you wait for your pour over?"

"Can you hold this while I drink my latte."

Are we a bunch of losers? Who are you talking about? Me, Randy, Sadie, even you Uncle Mort – all of us cafe regulars. We've been hanging out at this place for years. I've been working here two decades. Do we have nowhere else to go? More powerful even than inertia: Any momentum killed by an uncompromising nap regimen. Zzzz.

One cappuccino please, and I wanted to give you this. A note. How formal. Dear small local independent coffee house ... I went to Starbucks this morning. I'm sorry. Can you ever forgive me? What if I agree to purge what I ate? The written apology is sufficient.

Le Cafe. Yes, Mister Hemmingway, our cafe will deliver meals anywhere in the city. "A movable feast"!

"I need to devour the unborn!"

"Maybe we should take a break from smashing our air guitars at the end of each show. Replacing them is getting really expensive!"

Little alien steals teacup saucer.

Two weeks ago

Can I have another free biscuit for my dog? Sure. Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits? You sure this is for your dog? Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?

"Coffee's been making me jittery, so I'm trying some herbal tea."