Crossword Whiz Pillows

Headstone of a crossword addict

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Dog Park

Ninedency: A budding tendency

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Sauce for the Goose

Introducing...Anagraman.

Nerd tryouts.

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

Examinations.

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

"It's a swearbox."

Crossword Dictionary Bookstore

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

'Scientists say that crosswords activate brain...'

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"You're famous, Angus."

A gift to complete the man cave.

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

'Whatever, crosswords are stupid.'

'You seem very confident this morning.'

Global Positioning Manual

"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!"

Apex Dictionaries Co - sign reads: Clowsed,bak at too.

"It's a puzzle to me"

Coffee Time Crossword

'That's a million correct answers in a row!'

'That's Friday, Ed.'