Crossword Whiz Pillows

Headstone of a crossword addict

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

Dog Park

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Nerd tryouts.

Introducing...Anagraman.

Sauce for the Goose

Ninedency: A budding tendency

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

Examinations.

'Scientists say that crosswords activate brain...'

Crossword Dictionary Bookstore

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

"It's a swearbox."

"I spy with my little eye…"

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

A gift to complete the man cave.

"You're famous, Angus."

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!"

Global Positioning Manual

'If I got the job as a sales manager here at Zenadine, I would probably straggle in around 10, then surf the Net for a while, do a crossword...'

'Whatever, crosswords are stupid.'

'You seem very confident this morning.'

"It's a puzzle to me"

Apex Dictionaries Co - sign reads: Clowsed,bak at too.

Coffee Time Crossword

'That's a million correct answers in a row!'