Crossword Solver T-Shirts

"I'm afraid it's something with a seriously long acronym. Not to worry though - we've found a consultant who's good at crosswords - to look it up for you."

Prisoner using shadow to do crossword.

What's a twelve-letter word for an outfit with only one button? "Birthday suit"!

I need a ten-letter word for a collector of inexpensive sports memorabilia. A "baublehead."

"Apparently you're allergic to crosswords."

'Do you want to see the folks from Prague all at once?' - 'No - separate Czechs, please.'

Bookshelves arranged like a crossword puzzle.

'What do you call a person who steals identities?', 'An 'yclept-o-maniac.''

Lenin doing a cross-word

"It's called 'eight down and fourteen across'."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

The Map of the human brain

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Eureka!

'You know too much!'

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Caption contest. After last year's 3,000 entries, we're doing it again! Visit Speedbump.com for info and send your entries to speedbumpcomic@comcast.net.

'He's not supposed to go out.'

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

Some card-game puns

Introducing...Anagraman.