Crossword Puzzle Champion Pillows

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

"First they came for the horoscope and the crossword and I did nothing. Then they came for the cartoonists and there was no-one left to satirise it."

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

'You seem very confident this morning.'

'Whatever, crosswords are stupid.'

"The result of our last meeting are impressive: 3 completely solved crossword puzzles, 7 battleship matches, 5 shopping lists, and 26 really funny doodles."

Coffee Time Crossword

Baby Crossword Puzzle.

'Bad dog, stop doing the crossword.'

"A three letter word. . . all powerful colloquially known as 'the man upstairs'."

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

'Caroline goes to her crossword compiling class on Thursdays.'

"Any clues?"

Crossword bathroom tiles.

'Don't disturb your father for an hour he's busy doing the Five minute crossword.'

'Grog would never be able to finish a cross pictograph without his thesaurus.'

Edwina momentarily considered sarcasm. . .

'Tiling a Bathroom for a Crossword Puzzle Editor.'

'Number 19 across, 5 letter word, starts with 't', ends with 'h'...' 'How about truth?'

"We think your one down - thats what's giving you a headache"

'I'm just not sure he fits in.'

"Good news... the AFP have approved our crossword clues."

Quick Crossword.

Here Lies P_T_R W_I_L__S: Inventor of the Crossword Puzzle

Bath Tiles.

Donald Trump Crossword Silhouette

Wordplay: Carelessness.

'Can you get me that productivity report?' 'Sure, let me finish this crossword first.'

Dog responding to his master doing a crossword.

Monk Crossword