Crossword Guru Pillows

Look, Ernie, we're in the middle of today's crossword puzzle! Yeah! And over there they want 16 letters for "Alaskan Island Lens Makers. "I've got it! "Optical Aleutians"! And over there! 12 letters for a Jaded Cruise Ship Passenger.. "Man Over-Bored"! Up there! 7 letters for a No-Win, No-Lose situation.. "Dieting"! And 15 letters for a "White Lie". Simple.. A "Bleach of Promise"! I Love these things...they're so easy!

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

"First they came for the horoscope and the crossword and I did nothing. Then they came for the cartoonists and there was no-one left to satirise it."

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

'Scientists say that crosswords activate brain...'

Crossword Dictionary Bookstore

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

'If I got the job as a sales manager here at Zenadine, I would probably straggle in around 10, then surf the Net for a while, do a crossword...'

'You seem very confident this morning.'

"The result of our last meeting are impressive: 3 completely solved crossword puzzles, 7 battleship matches, 5 shopping lists, and 26 really funny doodles."

'Whatever, crosswords are stupid.'

"It's a puzzle to me"

Coffee Time Crossword

Baby Crossword Puzzle.

'Bad dog, stop doing the crossword.'

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

"A three letter word. . . all powerful colloquially known as 'the man upstairs'."

'Caroline goes to her crossword compiling class on Thursdays.'

"Any clues?"

Crossword bathroom tiles.

'Grog would never be able to finish a cross pictograph without his thesaurus.'

'I'm sure you'll find having a crossword will help your marriage.'

"The thing with Sudoku is I can never find the right words to fit."

What's a twelve-letter phrase for "modify anger"? "Temper temper"!

'Don't disturb your father for an hour he's busy doing the Five minute crossword.'

'Sorry, I can't help you: I'm very good at mazes, but not crosswords...'

Edwina momentarily considered sarcasm. . .

'Tiling a Bathroom for a Crossword Puzzle Editor.'

'Oh yes, Steve is very smart. . . he even does the crossword puzzles in ink.'

'I'm just not sure he fits in.'

"We think your one down - thats what's giving you a headache"

'Number 19 across, 5 letter word, starts with 't', ends with 'h'...' 'How about truth?'