Crossword Crusher Mugs

"What is 34 across, 13 letters?"

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

'Scientists say that crosswords activate brain...'

"First they came for the horoscope and the crossword and I did nothing. Then they came for the cartoonists and there was no-one left to satirise it."

Crossword Dictionary Bookstore

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

'You seem very confident this morning.'

'If I got the job as a sales manager here at Zenadine, I would probably straggle in around 10, then surf the Net for a while, do a crossword...'

'Whatever, crosswords are stupid.'

"It's a puzzle to me"

Coffee Time Crossword

'Bad dog, stop doing the crossword.'

Baby Crossword Puzzle.

"A three letter word. . . all powerful colloquially known as 'the man upstairs'."

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

'Caroline goes to her crossword compiling class on Thursdays.'

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

'My thanks go first to the Nobel Committee for this great honor, and to my son who encouraged me to keep my mind agile with word games, and puzzles.'

"Any clues?"

Crossword bathroom tiles.

What's a twelve-letter phrase for "modify anger"? "Temper temper"!

'Sorry, I can't help you: I'm very good at mazes, but not crosswords...'

'I'm sure you'll find having a crossword will help your marriage.'

"The thing with Sudoku is I can never find the right words to fit."

'Grog would never be able to finish a cross pictograph without his thesaurus.'

'Don't disturb your father for an hour he's busy doing the Five minute crossword.'

Edwina momentarily considered sarcasm. . .

'Tiling a Bathroom for a Crossword Puzzle Editor.'

'Oh yes, Steve is very smart. . . he even does the crossword puzzles in ink.'

'I'm just not sure he fits in.'

"We think your one down - thats what's giving you a headache"

'Number 19 across, 5 letter word, starts with 't', ends with 'h'...' 'How about truth?'