Crossword Commander T-Shirts

"I can probably help you with the crossword, but that's about it."

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

'Scientists say that crosswords activate brain...'

Crossword Dictionary Bookstore

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

'Whatever, crosswords are stupid.'

'You seem very confident this morning.'

'If I got the job as a sales manager here at Zenadine, I would probably straggle in around 10, then surf the Net for a while, do a crossword...'

"The result of our last meeting are impressive: 3 completely solved crossword puzzles, 7 battleship matches, 5 shopping lists, and 26 really funny doodles."

"It's a puzzle to me"

Coffee Time Crossword

'My thanks go first to the Nobel Committee for this great honor, and to my son who encouraged me to keep my mind agile with word games, and puzzles.'

'Caroline goes to her crossword compiling class on Thursdays.'

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

"A three letter word. . . all powerful colloquially known as 'the man upstairs'."

Crossword bathroom tiles.

'Don't disturb your father for an hour he's busy doing the Five minute crossword.'

What's a twelve-letter phrase for "modify anger"? "Temper temper"!

'I'm sure you'll find having a crossword will help your marriage.'

'Sorry, I can't help you: I'm very good at mazes, but not crosswords...'

"The thing with Sudoku is I can never find the right words to fit."

'Oh yes, Steve is very smart. . . he even does the crossword puzzles in ink.'

'Tiling a Bathroom for a Crossword Puzzle Editor.'

'I'm just not sure he fits in.'

"We think your one down - thats what's giving you a headache"

Bath Tiles.

We leave grandpa alone until he finishes his cussword puzzle.

Quick Crossword.

Here Lies P_T_R W_I_L__S: Inventor of the Crossword Puzzle

"It's called 'eight down and fourteen across'."

Donald Trump Crossword Silhouette

Ernie, what's a seven-letter phrase for "sadistic behavior"? Beats me.

"Making up words to fit the puzzle is almost as hard as using the clues."