Crossword Collector T-Shirts

Military Intelligence - Cross word puzzle instead of medal ribbons.

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

Crossword Dictionary Bookstore

'Scientists say that crosswords activate brain...'

"First they came for the horoscope and the crossword and I did nothing. Then they came for the cartoonists and there was no-one left to satirise it."

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

'Whatever, crosswords are stupid.'

'You seem very confident this morning.'

"It's a puzzle to me"

Coffee Time Crossword

'Bad dog, stop doing the crossword.'

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

"A three letter word. . . all powerful colloquially known as 'the man upstairs'."

'Caroline goes to her crossword compiling class on Thursdays.'

Crossword bathroom tiles.

'Sorry, I can't help you: I'm very good at mazes, but not crosswords...'

"The thing with Sudoku is I can never find the right words to fit."

'Grog would never be able to finish a cross pictograph without his thesaurus.'

Edwina momentarily considered sarcasm. . .

'Tiling a Bathroom for a Crossword Puzzle Editor.'

'Oh yes, Steve is very smart. . . he even does the crossword puzzles in ink.'

'I'm just not sure he fits in.'

"We think your one down - thats what's giving you a headache"

"Making up words to fit the puzzle is almost as hard as using the clues."

Here Lies P_T_R W_I_L__S: Inventor of the Crossword Puzzle

'It's the first ever crossword. . . taken him 100 years to do.'

Bookshelves arranged like a crossword puzzle.

Bath Tiles.