Crossing Enthusiast Prints

"Why have you come over here?"

After I crossed the road, I began to ask myself why I did anything.

Blend Schools

"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."

Prisoner Crossing

"They call me the king of railroad salvage - 'they' being my wife, actually."

Route 666.

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

'I see you crossing a road...'

'But I only came to Oxford because I heard I could wear a gown!'

Ducks crossing the Red Sea.

"I cross therefore I am."

"Gale. Dorothy Gale."

"Getting back across the road is gonna be the hard part."

'So you can get dressed faster than me. So what?'

Married couple, "I have to say it Roger you're not the man I married."

Cat crossing

You can tell a lot about a man by his shoes....

"Here comes Panty Claus! Here comes Panty Claus..."

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

Gordon liked to eat, drink and be Mary.

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"I'm trying to make milk out of wool."

'Blackpool set to become Las Vegas of England.'

A highway is littered with animated Deer Crossing signs.

Drag Race "I've got the wrong end of the stick haven't I?"

'A wolf in sheeps clothing'

'Why does there have to be a reason?'

'I read 'The Hidden Lives of Dogs' last year, so this doesn't come as a complete surprise to me!'

"I think we've got our underwear mixed up!"

"Is that the ultimate in debauchery - you dressing up in my underwear?"

"Yeah. Well... Who crossed the road first?"

A Mystery Solved

Swine Flew.

'Well, that's one off my bucket list!'