Cross-country Coach Pillows

You dope, that one's for cross-country runners.

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

I like the Jets...I guess

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Reach for the Star.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

Time Is Money

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

The trauma of losing.

Go! Means NOW!

Back to school.

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

A married couple share the same pole vault.

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

A Hard Look At Hard Looks