Cross Country Biking Mugs

Bike

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

...the all-terrain skateboard.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

After I crossed the road, I began to ask myself why I did anything.

Route 666.

Bradley Wiggins

"We've been from sea to shining sea! Why don't you admit you're lost!"

"I just realized that unless I'm riding for some cause, I must look like an idiot."

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."

"I'm finally done celebrating the recent election."

The Harrisons enjoyed indoor furniture biking

"Getting back across the road is gonna be the hard part."

Sore Loser

Mountain climber pulling a mountain biker up the side of a mountain.

Tour de Pothole.

BMX Tricks

Motorcyclist.

"Wear a helmet."

Tour de France champ Henri Pélissier

Mountain Bike tracks.

I'm finally done celebrating the State of the Union address. What are you talking about? House of Java.net CyberCafe. Every year after the speech, I drive cross-country and date ladies from every region, and of every race, creed and color. It's my way of spending time with like-minded patriots to celebrate how we're all more similar than we are different. Whether you're in California, the deep south or far-off Hawaii, you're never more than a 2-hour drive from miniature golf. Think about that.

Man falling off bike at finish line.

Tandem Mountain Bike/Gnarly Stump.

'Are you sure this is legal?'

Ryan Bayley

'You're going Cross-country skiing? DO you know just how big a country this is to cross?'

Tour de France, Yorkshire.

Jacques Anquetil

French Cheers For Lance Armstrong's Retirement.

You dope, that one's for cross-country runners.

"First rule of bike club: no racing ahead."

Actually, I prefer to ride in the mountains.