Cross-border Comedian Prints

Canadian wildfires

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

"We don't have knock-knock jokes on Christmas."

Translating Contractor to English

"The next time you have an 'emergency', have it on the roof like every other self-respecting bird!"

'Hello, this is your captain speaking... I'm on the next flight!'

'If they don't laugh, we'll say it's art.'

Monet At Open Mic Night

Jenkins discovers the dark underworld of palindrome chatrooms.

Japa-knees

Ye Olde FIgure-Drawing Classe

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

When worlds collide...

'Scottish Arts Council? I'm looking for sponsorship to help me sit through a performance of Gotterdammerung.'

'Are you paying attention Eurasia?' 'Sorry, I was drifting.'

A turkey on a baggage carousel

"Do you always have to over pack, Alice!"

The leatherhosen thief strikes again!

'Let's see your A.A.R.P. card, buddy.'

"I'm hoping that once we enter the Bronze Age I'll be able to get a better likeness of you."

Political Hipsters

'Attention, Flight 1362...In our customer Lounge we're showing a short film: 'Blooper Reels of Strip Searches' to help pass the time...'

'You said you wanted to experiment in bed.'

Eggskimos: Eskimos in the form of Eggs.

Tallit barcode

Porcupine about to sit next to skunk on airplane.

'Entering Pinestock - a case of the terminal cutes.'

Fenton School of Languages: French, Spanish, German, Italian, Creamy Italian.

"And keep your eyes peeled for tobacco smugglers."

Bogga Springs - Twinned with Geneva

Monk and Nut Cracker

Check those blueprints again --- I don't think were supposed to put the freezer on both the top and the bottom.

'Originally Kartoffelkopf, but my grandfather changed it when he immigrated,'

DON'T TOUCH MY JUNK!