Crop Advisor Prints

Farmers' Warnings.

The Jeopardy of Progress

'Trickle or Spray!?'

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

The Velvet Mesquite

Biodiversity

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

Well, those election results certainly surprised me. Me too, little buddy. But that's because when I went to sleep last night, I had a dream … that Robert F. Kennedy had lived, he appointed Carl Sagan as science advisor and head of NASA, Sagan took us to Mars in 1991, and Donald Trump spent the rest of his days founding casinos and selling real estate degrees on the red planet. Meanwhile, in the 2016 election, Martin Luther King Jr. narrowly defeated Sonny Bono. I just meant I'd forgotten we wer

Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe?

Disraeli's Local Taxation Reform for Agricultural Interest

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

'Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?'

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

World hunger

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

Illuminating agricultural production

'Help! I think I'm going to be fertilized!'

Cow Pat Planning

"I crop-circle NY" t-shirt.

Farmer Joe's soybean maze never caught on

'Any Questions?. . . Anyone else?'

Ocotillo

"We quickly realized it was fruitless trying to compete, so now we work together and sell blended wool..."

'This is one way to 'round-'em-up!'

Human population Train.

The problem with biofuel - it takes up too much space

Hey! A PIG CAN DREAM!

"I'm sorry son, but one day all this will be yours."

Monsanto experiment

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

What the new farm bill means. . . to the small farmer. . . to the corporate farmer.