Crochet Champion T-Shirts

"Were we expecting the Worsteds?"

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Mittens is challenged by the string.

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

The Last Leaf

"It's o.k., come on out."

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

Happy Turkey Day!

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

Crotchet

'You seem very confident this morning.'

"Billy is turning out to be quite the little artist."

"Hey, Dad, I've been working on a song for our family band!"

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

'He's in training for the marathon, he watches it every year.'

Ideas Man

"She leaves wooden-handled knives soaking in the dishwater all night long. Your Honor."

"I want an instant replay of you taking out the garbage."

octopus knitting a jumper...

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

"We always encourage freethinking, as long as it stays within established boundaries."

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

"They only buy one cup of coffee and then spend all day playing with a ball of yarn."

"I woke up early, took a shower, got dressed for work then remembered I don't work today."

"Hey, the last thing I want to do is annoy you. That's actually ninth on my to-do list."

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

"I need a box of the gayest chocolate you've got."