Critique Connoisseur Mugs

Caution: Perfectionists at Work Next 1/4 Mile.

'So, Bob, we've decided to do some rebranding!'

"The editor who turned down the first Harry Potter book, say hello to the publisher who took a pass on Stephen King."

Motivational Tools.

Danger! mines. "I thought your deconstruction of the message was both subtle and profound.

Reading my Critics

A great coach provides honest and constructive feedback, even when it's not what the other person wants to hear."

'... And that's all from this bulletin. But I'll be back with more bad news at six.'

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

'I'll be frank with you -- to adequately represent you in Congress, I have to be a crook.'

Karimov

Barbed Pen

Just Another Brick In The Wall, temporary workers.

"I want you to embrace fascism"

Your Money Back If and When We Feel Like It.

'One can see how he suffered for his art.' 'Still... No need to take it out on the rest of us.'

"Apart from it being a **** pile of ***** with no **** idea about ****, were you happy with the service today?"

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind

"I warned you suggestions aren't anonymous here!"

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

"This one is part of his 'Unfinished' series."

"Nah, I'm not fussed, I'd be the first to know if my constructive criticisms were upsetting her."

Comment on food.

'Bad reviews are one of the key indicators of Post Dramatic Stress.'

'Look on it as... constructive criticism.'

'Let me guess: you and everyone else?'

Crazy Ideas

Algernon Swinburne

'I don't regard hunting as a sport.' 'Neither do I!'

"The first three chapters read like they were written by some guy on a couch."

"It's too academic."

"You can really taste the moral superiority."

"This I like."

Reselling for Fun and Profit

Film Critic