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Man on dock fishing has 'Suggestions' box

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Filling the Missile Gap

Final words on gravestones.

The New World Order

An acceptable level of TV violence.

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

The Real Russian history

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

The water desk

"Well...I notice a little criticism on my leadership style..."

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

"Just got back from the client meeting and great news. . . your work isn't dead. It's beaten senseless and run over by a dump truck...but still very much alive."

'Thanks for not asking for a rise.'

Rubbish, Poppycock, Balderdash

Cartoon Editor: No, No, No, No, No, No, Maybe.

'Too many cliches? Now hold your horses!'

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

A man is looking at a sign saying Exhibition of art exhibition jargon.

Editor

Ezra Pound

"Let's see if we can't make an end run around basic human decency."

"Do you mind if I give you feedback?"

"I just love your use of lying"

Art is a cruel mistress.

'Your trouble is that you don't appreciate good food.'

Mayan 2012

'Denise, could you send someone in to fluff up the pile of cash I'm sitting on?'

'You have a file cabinet full of recipes you're printed off. The only way 99% of them will ever make it into our stomachs is if we the printer paper.'

"We're being sued because we don't have any women in top management!'"

'Don't you think you may have overdone it with the layoffS?'

Hit by corona.

"He's our man. He's our guy. He lies less than those other guys!"