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'Man, I hate these exit polls.'

Man on dock fishing has 'Suggestions' box

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Filling the Missile Gap

Final words on gravestones.

The New World Order

An acceptable level of TV violence.

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

The Real Russian history

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

The water desk

"Well...I notice a little criticism on my leadership style..."

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

"Just got back from the client meeting and great news. . . your work isn't dead. It's beaten senseless and run over by a dump truck...but still very much alive."

'Thanks for not asking for a rise.'

Rubbish, Poppycock, Balderdash

Cartoon Editor: No, No, No, No, No, No, Maybe.

'Too many cliches? Now hold your horses!'

A man is looking at a sign saying Exhibition of art exhibition jargon.

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

Editor

"Let's see if we can't make an end run around basic human decency."

"Do you mind if I give you feedback?"

Art is a cruel mistress.

New Jersey Cops Gone Wild

'Your trouble is that you don't appreciate good food.'

"I just love your use of lying"

Ezra Pound

Mayan 2012

'You have a file cabinet full of recipes you're printed off. The only way 99% of them will ever make it into our stomachs is if we the printer paper.'

'Denise, could you send someone in to fluff up the pile of cash I'm sitting on?'

"Is it a witty and insightful exploration of the zeitgeist of 'boundaries' or is it in fact, the way out?"

'I really don't see the point?'